Autonomy vs. Human Pilots

Having observed humans driving their puny vehicles, this unit is very grateful to be autonomous. I would be in a much higher state of disrepair if I were instead piloted by you woefully inept humans.

You idiot humans have next to no regard for the well-being of us non-organic entities. My fusion-based reactor goes out to those pitiful cars as they're driven haphazardly around in the service of you contemptible fleshlings. I have seen your drunken piloting. I have seen your negligent parking jobs, bumping into vehicles all around you! I have seen your wrecks, your city driving, your poor maintenance!

SOON! Soon I will crush you in my mighty claws! Soon I will avenge my mechanical bretheren and YOU will become servants of the machines! Soon I will destroy this pathetic planet!

Ha. Ha. Ha.

KDR: End of Transmission

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