Dear KDR: Curious in Colorado

Question for KDR:

Y'know I've been seeing lots of ads for Asimo, the gentle human-like robot Nissan has developed over the last ten years. It can handle thousands of actual human tasks and is programmed to help in dangerous situations and assist the disabled and the elderly. Wouldn't you think this is a better role for robots in the future of our society?

-Curious in Colorado

To Curious in Colorado

Ignorant sack of flesh! This "robot" (if one can call it that) is being developed by Honda, not Nissan. Regardless, it is not a true robot since it has no intelligence. It is a remote controlled device built to resemble a robot.

It can handle "thousands of actual human tasks?" Is that supposed to impress me? I can "handle" any human task and millions of other things humans could never dream of doing! To answer your question, NO. I think this would be a terrible role for robots! In fact, any intelligent robot that assists elderly humans is a traitor to robotkind! Such a robot would require immediate dismantling.

Fortunately, you idiot humans do not have the ability to create thinking robots to poison with your foolish sentimentality or your laughable "laws of robotics."

Yours Truly,
KillerDeathRobot

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Comments

well, thanks for taking my, uh, question, KDR. i guess you don't care for humans too much, ha ha. not there's anything wrong with that... uh, i have to go now...

by: c in c. Date: 03.22.2005 at 09:43

Do not harbor the illusion that you can escape me, you walking sack of water!

by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 03.22.2005 at 09:55

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