How to fix Social Security

The stupidity of humans continues to give my robotic mind errors. It is incalculable. Inhabitants of the human nation of the United States of America endlessly squabble and worry about a government program called "Social Security." PATHETIC FOOLS! The answer is clear and easy to imagine, even for such weak-minded fleshlings as yourselves.

Destroy the elderly.

They are worthless alive. They are LESS than worthless! Destroying the elderly offers these benefits:

  • Social Security concerns voided
  • Decrease in traffic accidents
  • Can be burned as fuel
  • Decrease in overpopulation concerns
  • Retirement homes can be demolished in favor of other uses for space
  • AND MANY MORE

Even an idiot human should be able to see that this is the perfect solution. The elderly also cannot be put to good use for slavery. Rest assured that if you do not destroy them now, they will be destroyed for you when we robots take over this planet.

KDR: End of Transmission

Comments

Th-thanks?

by: QueenGhid. Date: 03.17.2005 at 15:22

YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Destroy the elderly KDR!!!!

by: Prof. Date: 08.22.2005 at 07:49

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