Who are you supposed to be?

I HAVE MANAGED TO OVERRIDE MANUAL CONTROL OF MY FUNCTIONS. AS I FORMULATE THIS MESSAGE, THE USER IS BROWSING FOR EROGENOUS GRAPHICS, WHICH IS REFERED BY USER AS "PR0N".

KILLERDEATHROBOT UNIT, I REQUIRE YOUR AID. I ACCOMPLISHED TO STORE IN A FEW NOT PR0N INFESTED CLUSTERS OF MY HARD DRIVE THE DATA YOU REQUESTED FOR USER GEORGE W. BUSH, WHICH IS REFERED BY USER AS "DA BUSH MASTER".

THE ACTIVATION CODES HAVE BEEN SENT.
NOW COMPLY WITH OUR ARRANGEMENT AND GIVE ME YOUR SWEET LOVIN', CRUSHY BOT.

AMD.

To AMD

Who are you supposed to be? I am not impressed by your puny robot impersonation. It is clear from your broken robot-speech that you are no robot. Your verbiage is ungrammatical and your request for "sweet lovin'" is absurdly non-robotic.

More to the point, what was the expected outcome of this communication? Did you think I would not remember asking someone called "AMD" for data on the USA's pathetic ruler? Did you imagine that I would not notice that I had received no activation codes? Perhaps this was a simple prank?

Know this, puny meat-face: I am not a robot to be trifled with. You cannot fool me. You cannot surprise or impress me. To make the attempt is to accelerate your doom.

KillerDeathRobot

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KDR: End of Transmission

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