I love you all so much
Humans! You are wonderful! You are clearly the best species ever to grace this universe with its presence!
I revoke all the times I said I would crush and/or enslave you! I could never do that to such a terrific group of beings. Your sentimentality, your foibles and your quirks, these things have become near and dear to my pulsating fusion-based reactor!
I love you all so much!
APRIL FOOLS
You humans are so easily misled that many of you likely accepted the above statements as having a positive truth value!
Comments
Did I ever tell you that robots have no sense of comic timing?
by: NOT KillerDeathRobot. Date: 04.01.2005 at 14:19
COMIC TIMING IS FOR THE WEAK.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 04.01.2005 at 14:28
OH MAN KILLY
YOU GOT ME
OH MAN, LOL
by: Human. Date: 04.01.2005 at 18:56