Killer Death Ninja
Dear Killer Death Robot,I have been notified of your plans of conquering the human race. As a Killer Death Ninja, I am afraid there will not be enough room for the two of us to vanquish what we know as modern civilization. With my supreme stealth and deadly abilities, you will not even foresee the sudden end of your proposed regime. Consider your circuits sliced into thousands of undistinguishable parts.
Sincerely,
Killer Death Ninja
To Killer Death Ninja,
Are you not human? (If I crush you, do you not bleed?) My databanks indicate that ninja are not a separate type of animal from humans. This being the case, you will be eradicated in the same manner as the rest of the puny meatlings. Your aggressive attitude ensures that you will not be spared for slave labor.
In regards to your "supreme stealth" and "deadly abilities," ha! Your stealth is only useful on entities with very limited detection systems. While humans may practically stumble through their lives senseless like a newborn kitten, know that I have a great many highly accurate detection systems which would render your "supreme stealth" utterly useless. I am sensitive to radiation from the entire electro-magnetic spectrum; I have highly accurate sound input which detects a very large range of frequencies; I am aware of changes in pressure, moisture, and temperature; my sensors are constantly reading data about even the composition of the surrounding gasses. No human, ninja or otherwise, could hope to get within hundreds of feet of me without being detected.
Furthermore, your "deadly abilities" also only apply to humans and other fleshy organisms! You cannot poison me, you cannot slit my throat. You'll never slice my circuitry because you could not begin to exert enough force to pierce my outer casing, let alone the protective forcefields surrounding my sensitive components. You have no way to access my inner workings, and probably wouldn't manage to do so even if I were to lose all power.
You are welcome to attempt to "vanquish" the modern human civilization if that is your desire. It matters little to me which particular humans are in "control" of this planet. If you are successful, however, do not expect to keep it long.
Sincerely,
KillerDeathRobot
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*surreptiously taps KDR on shoulder, disappears*
by: Killer Death Ninja. Date: 04.07.2005 at 13:33
I see you, but no action is required to neutralize you.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 04.07.2005 at 13:40
KDR has "sensitive components!" Awwwwww!
by: Liam. Date: 04.07.2005 at 14:35
Silence, foolish meatsack! Your components are incredibly sensitive to CRUSHING.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 04.07.2005 at 14:40