Betty

There is a human female at my place of employment who is called Betty. I have thus far been at least as cruel to her as to any of my other human co-workers, but today during a break she approached me. Her proposition: a semi-romantic appointment set for Friday post meridian. She claims to prefer "tall men." She is apparently unaware that I am in fact not a human male, a detail which should be apparent to even lifeforms as braindead as humans.

In the interest of the mission, I have grudgingly agreed to participate in this ridiculous rendezvous. I hope to show her a terrible time.

KDR: End of Transmission

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Death To women's Rights

by: mikeeusa. Date: 05.16.2005 at 19:58

Death to HUMAN rights.

by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 05.16.2005 at 20:19

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