Randomus

Hey KDR,

Can you off this Random guy? My agent says he's making me look bad. He also claims he can pay you in plutonium or the corpses of children. I'm not sure he's joking.

Have a good one,
Randomus
AKA Egon McFlynt

To Randomus (A.K.A. Egon McFlynt),

My files indicate that you claim to be a super hero. And yet, you wish for me to murder some other human simply because your monikers bear a resemblance. How very heroic.

In short, no! I will not destroy "this Random guy" upon your command. If you wish him deceased, terminate him yourself, you pathetic fleshbag! If I wish Random dead (or you for that matter) I will simply crush him (or you) when it is convenient for me to do so. I am not inhabiting this disgusting planet to cater to the whims of you moronic meatlings!

Furthermore, I have no need nor desire for plutonium or the carcasses of your juvenile offspring. There is very little that any of you pitiful sacks of water can do for or give to me which I cannot achieve myself.

KillerDeathRobot

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KDR: End of Transmission

Comments

Aw Killy, I knew you wouldn't hurt me!

by: Random. Date: 05.27.2005 at 00:06

I will not do so because some human bids me to. That does not mean I will not do it for my own purposes, Pustule P. Unclelover.

by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 05.27.2005 at 07:41

So THAT's what "off" means!

by: Randomus. Date: 05.27.2005 at 08:40

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