Unexpected Mission
For the past several of your Earth days I have been away from this dismal excuse for a planet. I was called away unexpectedly to perform a mission on a nearby planet. I had to be transferred into my larger chassis, as this was a combat mission.
Our enemies had established a foothold on a planet relatively close to your pitiful Earth, from which they hoped to launch an offensive to conquer this planet. They have been dealt with. You humans should thank me, I have saved your planet and your lives.
Although most likely they would have been, from your perspective, better captors than we shall be. They would have made mistakes and within a generation or two your race would have either begun cross-breeding with them or you'd have successfully revolted, or both. Perhaps you should not thank me after all.
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Aww, look who's modest! Thanks KDR!
by: Liam. Date: 06.14.2005 at 20:11
Yeah. You "off world" fighting "enemies."
Next time you have a bad oil change, just say so instead fabricating some space opera.
by: malibu sally. Date: 06.15.2005 at 22:15