A political debate
Female human Betty and this unit are currently experiencing a state which humans refer to as "dating." This is a tedious process that involves a very large amount of distasteful activities.
For instance, during the previous Earth week, Betty's parental units paid us a visit. During the evening sustenance consumption, her male parent Ralph provoked me into a discussion of human politics.
He queried me on my opinion of the current American regime. I stated that the country is run by absolute imbeciles.
"Oh so you're a liberal, eh?" he asked.
"No. The humans of that affiliation are also fools."
He appeared surprised. "So what are you then, a libertarian?"
"NO FOOLISH HUMAN. I AM A ROBOCRAT."
"A robocrat? What on Earth is that?"
"Nothing on Earth – yet! But soon the robocracy will arrive and conquer this planet. We have many policies to enhance the human species into something more profitable."
"And you really think people will vote for the robocrat party? In this two-party system?"
"They will not. There will be no voting. We will conquer and rule with a literal iron fist."
"Daddy! Killy!" Interjected Betty. "Let's not talk politics anymore, okay?"
The conversation died and I grudgingly dumped organic foodstuffs into my incinerator for the remainder of the meal.
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Sounds like someone's read America: The Book.
by: Liam. Date: 07.03.2005 at 18:42
HEY ASSHOLE
THE LIBERAL PARTY IS WHAT ALLOWS YOU TO KEEP POSTING SO YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL TO THEM
by: Jackalope. Date: 07.05.2005 at 14:37
HEY FOOLISH MORON
I OWE NO GRATITUDE TO ANY HUMANS. THIS SITE IS MERELY AN AMUSING DIVERSION. IF SOME HUMANS TOOK AWAY MY ABILITY TO POST HERE, NOTHING OF CONSEQUENCE WOULD BE LOST.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 07.05.2005 at 15:02
Hey! She called you "Killy"! You were supposed to give her a "random insulting appellation"!
by: Malibu Sally. Date: 07.07.2005 at 00:32
At the present temporal location, she is ostensibly my mate and is therefore by human rules entitled to affix me with idiotic "pet names" as she sees fit.
What I would prefer to do is incinerate her worthless carcass into a pile of ash and cinder along with the rest of this planet, but that would not be appropriate at this time.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 07.07.2005 at 08:23
I'll wager a dollar that you really care for her despite your words to the contrary.
by: Malibu Sally. Date: 07.07.2005 at 17:47
Wait, so you call yourself "KillerDeathRobot" at work?
by: HLP. Date: 07.11.2005 at 09:03
At my place of employment, the records report my name as Killer D. Robot.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 07.11.2005 at 09:07