Another New Girl
It appears that my human employment overlords have hired yet another new human female. Her appellation is Miranda. The current employees met this female at her recent interview, but she does not begin work for a few of your Earth days yet.
Betty's responses to this new female have been entirely different. She seems less threatened by Miranda than Ruby, even though Miranda is closer to Betty in size and would make a more formidable opponent in battle. When queried about this discrepancy, Betty simply stated, "she seems nice."
However, later my sensors detected a conversation between Betty and another female coworker in which Betty distinctly mentioned that Miranda has "thick ankles." It appears that Betty believes thick ankles to be something which would eliminate any sexual attraction human males might have felt toward Miranda.
Thus far, my experience under cover has mostly shown that humans make ridiculously trivial distinctions and act as though they were very important. This fact was already known, but previously we robots were not fully aware of its extent. These data could prove quite useful in our future calculations.
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Astute, o Metal One. What, though, of Ruby's reaction to Miranda?
by: Aspe. Date: 08.14.2005 at 16:52
Having started only recently herself, Ruby's communications have been quiet and guarded. She likely feels that as a new employee, her opinions do not hold great weight yet, and thus has ventured few. Regardless, Ruby's reaction certainly means little to me.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 08.14.2005 at 16:58
KDR,
Approximately what chance does this new girl have at beating Betty in a combat situation?
I'm just askin'!
Gav
by: Gav. Date: 08.16.2005 at 06:42
One would think thick ankels would be quite an asset, really. I mean, they're harder to break.
by: Randomus. Date: 08.16.2005 at 07:24
I imagine that, to a robot, the difference would be negligible at best.
by: TH89. Date: 08.17.2005 at 16:33
KDR is dead.
by: DeathInABottle. Date: 09.16.2005 at 09:38
What's with the lack of updates KDR?
WHAT'S WITH THAT?
by: Gav. Date: 09.22.2005 at 04:43
Completely unrelated:
Killy, do you utilize the 3 laws or robotics? Or would that override your kill protocols?
by: Awsomo. Date: 10.18.2005 at 06:11
KDR,
Where have you been?
by: dissapointed. Date: 11.09.2005 at 09:52
can i have some advise on building weapons and beating other robots
by: mark. Date: 12.13.2005 at 09:42
can i have some advise on building weapons and beating other robots
by: mark. Date: 12.13.2005 at 09:43