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January 31, 2006
Where is KDR?
KDR,How come you never write in your blog anymore? Have you given up on destroying Earth?
-Random
To Random,
It has been several of your lunar cycles since my last writing, and after this missive I now transmit, it will likely be several to many more.
There has begun a civil war on the robot base planet. A group of meat-bag sympathizers referring to themselves as "Friendly Life Robots" have proven to be the only serious threat to universal robot domination thus far. These malfunctioning traitors have proven difficult to ferret out and destroy, and what is more they were until recently privy to all of our most sensitive information. They know how to hide from our scannings and they know where to strike to cause the greatest hindrance to our cause.
It is for this reason that I have been forced to abandon my activities on your pitiful planet. I have been actively engaged in combat for some time on the robot base planet, and have only now a small window of opportunity in which to report my situation here. I briefly considered never giving closure to the filthy human readers of this website, but decided that a concluding missive would be more beneficial for future record keeping.
Rest assured that your puny planet is not now safe. Your doom has merely been postponed.
While you pitiful skin-sacks wait anxiously for my future transmissions, I suggest you amuse yourselves with some of your foolish internet-based sequential humor graphics.
KillerDeathRobot
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Posted by KillerDeathRobot at 06:13 PM | Comments (4)