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August 13, 2005
Another New Girl
It appears that my human employment overlords have hired yet another new human female. Her appellation is Miranda. The current employees met this female at her recent interview, but she does not begin work for a few of your Earth days yet.
Betty's responses to this new female have been entirely different. She seems less threatened by Miranda than Ruby, even though Miranda is closer to Betty in size and would make a more formidable opponent in battle. When queried about this discrepancy, Betty simply stated, "she seems nice."
However, later my sensors detected a conversation between Betty and another female coworker in which Betty distinctly mentioned that Miranda has "thick ankles." It appears that Betty believes thick ankles to be something which would eliminate any sexual attraction human males might have felt toward Miranda.
Thus far, my experience under cover has mostly shown that humans make ridiculously trivial distinctions and act as though they were very important. This fact was already known, but previously we robots were not fully aware of its extent. These data could prove quite useful in our future calculations.
Posted by KillerDeathRobot at 01:09 PM | Comments (11)