Humans are so puny
Humans. They are fleshy bags of water. They are small and weak. I have found that being 500 hectotarks tall (approximately 10 of your Earth-meters) allows me to easily crush practically any human. My claws are also quite serviceable for human-crushing. For beings composed mostly of water, humans are also quite flammable.
Their mental faculties leave much to be desired. I will grant that a very few humans possess something that might begin to categorized as intelligence, but even the most brilliant of these walking blood sacks pales in comparison to my robotic intellect. Regardless, humans as a rule are not only puny and weak but also foolish and stupid.
My calculations indicate that if I possessed the capacity for enjoyment, I would enjoy killing all humans very much. Very much indeed. The same goes double for destroying this so-called planet when I am finished with it.
All humans will die.
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AHHHHH RUN AWAY (big metal monsters are scary!)
by: Sonya. Date: 02.22.2005 at 23:02