Kittens: Unnecessary
What is the purpose of kittens? They are idiotic, boisterous, disobedient creatures, and yet humans care for them and think of them as family members. They are not used for sustenance, they do not reliably control rodent pests, they are not useful in any way, but humans are for some reason willing to not only spend money and effort feeding these flea-ridden, fur-shedding organisms (who are seldom even grateful for such), but also are willing to personally dispose of feline fecal matter. This is more human foolishness. Sentimental flesh bags!
I have a new agenda for kittens:
That is right: STOMP THEM. Or better yet, throw them into the furnaces of your feeble power plants. Imagine how much power burning all the world's kittens would generate! Less than my own fusion-based fuel cell, of course, but it would be a better use of resources than the current setup.
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i used to have a book called 101 uses for a dead cat. did you steal it? i think not or you would have a less messy agenda. can i remmeber any? well there was "oven mitts"
by: renellin. Date: 02.25.2005 at 16:12
Foolish human! I know nothing of this ridiculous book of which you speak.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 02.25.2005 at 18:31
I concur. We shall, however spare puppies. They are... cuddly.
by: Bot-weiler. Date: 01.11.2006 at 10:34
I concur. We shall, however spare puppies. They are... cuddly.
by: Botweiler. Date: 01.11.2006 at 10:36