NMediaPC, your website is weak and eminently crushable.
I was recently considering some hardware upgrades to my main processing core and was searching your inferior Earth internet, scouring various websites and finding little of value. I came randomly across a puny little computer which I desired to learn more about.
Seeing that the corporation which made the device was called NMediaPC, I queried one of your pathetic search engines, only to find the same site I'd just been at. I did not want this, I wanted the manufacturer's site! After navigating through 4 pages of Google results (a trivial task for one so powerful as I), I finally found the link. It was NMediaPC.com.
Upon arrival at this site, I was immediately astounded by the foolishness of its creators. It is not only ugly and badly coded, but also the fools who assembled it made it especially difficult to find via search engines by making most of the homepage content into one large graphic file. FOOLS! You inconvenienced me with your low pagerank! I WILL CRUSH YOU!
I could create a better site in seconds with minimal effort. Oh wait, I ALREADY DID.
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What can I say? There's another group of robots out there making websites as inconvienent as possible.
by: The Mad Linguist. Date: 07.25.2005 at 15:41
And how exactly would one crush a website, anyway?
by: The Mad Linguist. Date: 08.03.2005 at 13:41