Robocracy

No need to vote for KillerDeathRobot!Democracy is rule by "the people" — that is, by humans. Monarchy is rule by a king, rule by a single human. Oligarchy is rule by a small group of people — humans. Communism is rule by the masses; rule by humans. Can you see what is wrong with all of these?

Humans: you are unfit to rule! No single human is capable enough to properly rule you, and more than one only increase the problem. Throughout all of history, no human leader has had what it takes to solve this planet's real problems.

Those problems are: 1. This planet has not been vaporized, and 2. the inhabitants of this planet have not been enslaved for the betterment of robot kind.

I propose a new leadership, one willing to tackle these pressing issues like no one else. That leadership is none other than me, the KillerDeathRobot. Here's the beauty of what I'm offering — we all know you humans are too lazy to vote or care about your own government. With KDR, you won't have to! I will simply seize power via a bloody massacre of as many humans as necessary! It's that simple. So don't bother voting for KDR, I will impose my vicious robocracy - rule by robot - upon you anyway!

KDR: End of Transmission

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