Even your terrorism is puny

Many humans seem to be illogically afraid of terrorism currently. Statistical analysis clearly shows that your human terrorism is PUNY. You are much more likely to kill yourselves driving your pathetic vehicles under the influence of mind-altering chemicals than to be killed by a terrorist. In fact, you are more likely to die in your ridiculous vehicles even without extra chemicals involved.

Irrational parasite carriers! You should not fear pathetic terrorists who are just as pitiful and flesh-bound as yourselves; you should fear crushing painful robotic death! You should fear me!

That weakling who attacked Oklahoma City 10 of your earth years ago, he killed fewer than 200 humans and did not even demolish the entire building he targeted. Laughable! With a single swipe of my laser eye, I could easily demolish several buildings and kill thousands of worthless humans.

The fools who crashed flying machines into your unimpressive world trade towers were more adept than the bomber of Oklahoma City, but still only managed to kill a few thousand pitiful humans and demolished two buildings. Hah! If I were to attack New York City, rest assured that none of its millions of residents would survive.

I, KillerDeathRobot, am equipped with killing devices you cannot imagine. Do not fear terrorists. Do not even fear the dangerous equipment you can barely operate. Fear the agent of your death and the doom of your planet. Fear me.

KDR: End of Transmission

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