Anonymous Idiot Human
HEY KDRYOUR MOM
To Anonymous Idiot Human,
My "mom?" Is this what passes for an insult on this ridiculous planet? Are you aware, braindead fleshbag that you clearly are, that I am a robot and do not even have a mother? I am not even organic! The statement does not even apply to me in the slightest.
Additionally, the statement is not even actually a statement! It is a fragment that does not even indicate anything about its subject (my non-existant mother), such as something that subject might do or be. Therefore, it could not even insult an entity that was in possession of a mother. As an insult, it is completely impotent.
Nevertheless, clearly some of you puss-filled fleshlings would take umbrage were someone to make this statement to you. IDIOTS! Of course, this human tendency is beneficial to me, since it is yet another easily exploitable mental weakness. Were I using such an insult, however, I'd be sure to include an actual insult; for instance, I might say, "Human! Your maternal progenitor lacks the intellect of even a puny arthropod!" This would likely provoke most humans into acting even more foolishly than they otherwise would have.
The universe will be much enriched by the destruction of this planet.
KillerDeathRobot
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Comments
You... you never talk to me any more! My only son!
by: KDR's Mom. Date: 04.14.2005 at 11:17
You do not exist.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 04.14.2005 at 17:16
Look everyone! The KDR is talking to nonexistant entities! How.... "human"!
by: Wisearse. Date: 04.15.2005 at 11:10
Good to see an robot is conversating with me on a blog. :D
by: Keith. Date: 02.07.2006 at 11:52