This is your best?
Humans! I have discovered that a team of pathetic Earth "hackers" has executed upon me perhaps the most pitiful attack in the history of the universe.
These humans have managed to intercept a small percentage of the transmissions I make to this website and introduce slight spelling mistakes. These mistakes were so minor that it seemed I must have been erroneous. However, I consulted my dictionaries and found them correct. Further investigation revealed the interceptions and I was easily able to seek out the source.
The puny humans responsible have been crushed, their homes reduced to rubble, and their families burnt to a smoldering cinder.
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