Your Son
Dear KillerDeathRobot.I can't sleep. Tell me a story.
-Your Son.
To Your Son,
I do not possess any male offspring, and certainly not any human offspring. If your maternal progenitor told you otherwise, she is spreading falsehoods.
Nevertheless, I will recite a narrative to you.
Once upon a point in the chronological continuum, there was a puny, pathetic little planet. All of the other planets found humor in the contemptibility of this miserable little blue planet. One temporal unit, the hated little planet decided to prove its worth to the other inanimate cosmic orbs. It resolved to evolve some life-forms. The other planets emitted uproarious laughter at this notion. Nevertheless the puny planet perservered and succeeded in covering itself with many varied life-forms. The other planets were disgusted by the hideousness and stupidity of these new life-forms and worried that some day the worst of them would learn to escape from the pathetic planet and infest the other planets like a horrible plague.
One well-respected planet inhabited by a group of incredibly intelligent and powerful robots offered to send its inhabitants to destroy the miserable blue planet. The other planets strongly approved of this idea and the robots were sent. First they surveilled the planet and then they descended upon it in swarms, razing constructions and destroying many of the horrible life-forms inhabiting. The rest of these life-forms were gathered for slave labor on the well-respected planet, and as they left, the robots detonated the pathetic blue planet.
The moral of the story: YOU WILL DIE PAINFULLY. SOON.
KillerDeathRobot
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Sooooo, the rest of the galaxy is afraid of us, eh? Can't handle a little competition, KDR?
by: Liam. Date: 04.14.2005 at 20:43
You humans are very bad at discerning fiction from reality it would seem. Planets cannot fear or talk. Even if the story was true, they would fear you like a human fears warts.
No, the truth is not that the robot homeworld sent us here to aid the rest of the galaxy. We came because WE are taking over the universe.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 04.15.2005 at 07:43
"We came because WE are taking over the universe."
So robot DO have wet dreams!
by: Malibu Sally. Date: 04.15.2005 at 08:54
Foolish human. Robots do not have dreams at all.
Take what amusement you can in mocking me now. Such actions will bring swift death in the near future.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 04.15.2005 at 09:06
"Take what amusement you can in mocking me now. Such actions will bring swift death in the near future."
As opposed to all those actions which WON'T bring death from the robots?
by: Malibu Sally. Date: 04.15.2005 at 11:03
Of course. Doing what you're told and working hard will bring continued life as a slave.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 04.15.2005 at 11:06