A ridiculous claim
We're onto you "KillerDeathRobot". You are not some highly advanced extraterrestrial artificial intelligence. You are merely the remains of a failed cold-war experiment by the Soviets to make a battle bot to combat American interests. We have done extensive research into old KGB files and found out all about you:Your code name is: KremlinDeathRobot
Date of initial activation: August 5th, 1978
Date of final software input: July 12th, 1989(seems the Reds had a hard time programming you)File photo: (taken in red square in 1987)
Your real aim is to establish a marxist state over the entire planet. You will fail. The power of the free market will crush your socialist/communist ways. Buh bye KDR!
sincerely,
Oliver North, Pat Buchannan, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Anne Coulter, George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Tom Delay, Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Donald "Dum Dum" Rumsfeld and the entire membership of the NRA.
To Every Conservative American Someone Can Think of,
This is positively the most ludicrous assertion I have ever heard uttered by any human. This is quite a feat, as humans are prone to spouting ridiculous idiocy.
Marxism is a moronic ideology and any of you fleshbags who would like to associate it with me are welcome to THE CRUSHING OF YOUR LIVES. Technically, we robots operate on a system somewhat like what is described in the Communist Manifesto, but to imagine for one of your Earth seconds that humans could successfully sustain such a system is pure foolishness.
I am dependent upon technologies that no human has ever created, and I am more powerful than you fleshbags could conceive.
Furthermore, I do not dance, regardless of what recent "photographs" might lead you idiot meatlings to believe. Dancing is an utterly pointless occupation for a robot with no mates to attract and no gods to appease.
Claiming I am a communist in a pathetic attempt to smear my "reputation" is foolish. It will not save you when the time of the robots is at hand. IT WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM YOUR PAINFUL DEATH BY CRUSHING.
KillerDeathRobot
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How are you going to crush us if you're only seven feet tall?
by: Liam. Date: 05.03.2005 at 21:02
Easily. Not only do I still possess the larger chassis, but I am quite capable of crushing puny humans in this form as well, albeit in a more piecemeal fashion.
Besides, I can easily crush a human head in one of my claws. Any crushing after that is really just overkill.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 05.03.2005 at 21:07
Bwahahaha! Spoken like a true Red! Of course you will deny your Leninist/Marxist origins! Of course you say you don't dance!
Nice attempt at misdirection "IDAK", but we are not buying it.
by: ConservativeAmerica. Date: 05.03.2005 at 23:51