New Mission Objectives
Greetings, human scum. I have just received a new directive from the Great Processors on the robot homeworld. It seems I have been issued a new containment chassis of smaller dimensions into which my memory banks will be transferred. My duties will, going forward, additionally include infiltrating the more mundane parts of human life. I will obtain human employment and partake of various human pastimes.It is fortunate for me that I have recently received an upgrade to my capacity to withstand idiocy and frustration.
This is a retransmission of a previous entry. Unfortunately, I have been subject to an anomaly in the space-time continuum and have lost a few of your Earth days of transmissions. It is likely that I can recover these entries, but I may not bother.
UPDATE: I have recreated missing entries.
Comments
Waaaah! No more KillerDiscoRobot!
by: Malibu Sally. Date: 05.02.2005 at 22:15