Pre-Date
This evening is the date scheduled with Betty. A full report will be given tomorrow.
Currently I am preparing for this idiotic rendezvous. I have consulted various sources and upon their recommendations I have acquired the following items:
- Plant genitals (apparently, human females enjoy these)
- Odorous chemicals (which humans use to mask their disgusting organic odors)
- Processed cocoa beans wrapped in gaudy processed petrolium and plant materials
Having done that, I am now perfecting a delivery mechanism for the oderous chemicals which will heavily saturate the air around me.
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I am looking forward to this report.
by: Liam. Date: 05.21.2005 at 11:30