The Fourth of July
American humans recently celebrated the occasion of their pitiful nation's independence from some other imbecilic humans. The particulars of the history of this occasion mean nothing to me. However, I do appreciate the manner in which these American fleshlings choose to engage in celebration.
It seems they detonate relatively minor explosives repeatedly in order to show their jubilation at this holiday. This can be quite dangerous and has injured or killed numerous humans. Unfortunately, the explosives are reasonably safe and most humans are not harmed by using them. This needs to change. My assertion is that Independence Day "fireworks" must be made many times more explosive and dangerous, and perhaps also less stable such that they are liable to explode at any time. Foolish humans would no doubt continue to purchase them just as often, or perhaps even more often.
This Fourth of July holiday has potential.
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That's what I keep saying but they just won't legalise TNT for celebrations.
by: Randomus. Date: 07.08.2005 at 05:39
Hey KDR, this Fourth of July a guy down the street lit a firecracker in his mouth, which subsequently exploded. I don't know what happened to him after that, but I figured you would be pleased.
by: TH89. Date: 07.13.2005 at 13:16
Indeed I am pleased.
by: KillerDeathRobot. Date: 07.13.2005 at 13:21
This website is pathetic.
by: TANTALIZEDMIND. Date: 07.26.2005 at 00:16